Friday, April 18, 2014

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

(Source: ensligt)

allabitofablur:

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

Thursday, April 17, 2014

anxiousandawkward:

me when people science

(Source: mainstreetinternet)

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

(Source: agentrodgers)

trekkie8472:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you


Ahh, yes….none pizza with left beef.

trekkie8472:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Ahh, yes….none pizza with left beef.

(Source: ollielephant)

trenzalorewaits:

Lauren Cooper meets The Queen (x)

THE BALLS THAT WOMAN HAS

(Source: metaphoricalprune)

finchframe:

Let’s just pretend they’re holding hands under the table and Scarlett caught them

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

(Source: ruinlion)

deadlightsgirl:

me-lunas:

good.

I just stared at this for like ten minutes

deadlightsgirl:

me-lunas:

good.

I just stared at this for like ten minutes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

(Source: and-i-swear-we-are-infinite)

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.